What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 12:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

UFC fighter rips opponent after seizure causes last-second main event cancellation: ‘She’s a complete mess’ - New York Post

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

‘Peacekeeper’ under investigation for role in Salt Lake City protest shooting - The Salt Lake Tribune

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

This T-Mobile free phone offer may be its hottest deal yet - TheStreet

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do you feel about the singer Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris for president?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Russia bombards Ukraine with 479 drones overnight, Ukrainian air force says - ABC News

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is digital marketing important?

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Mets’ need their all-time lost opportunity to be a Dodgers aberration - New York Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Can Djokovic climb the mountain? - Roland Garros

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

How can you determine if your therapist has crossed professional boundaries and become too emotionally invested in your relationship as a patient/client?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way